StepSon, You Missed StepMommy's 50th Birthday, You Owe StepMommy, Now Pay Up

Well, hello, StepSon. StepMommy, has missed you so much. You know you missed StepMommy's 50th Birthday, don't you? You didn't text, call, send me a gift, anything. And now here you are expecting me to drop everything and give you I think you owe S