Become Morbidly Obese in 5 Steps

Want to know how you can gain as much weight as possible? Well, being the feeder mistress that I am, I'm going to give you an easy guide to follow on how to get so fat that you're practically going to be immobile. I know you want to get absolutely huge and eating alone just won't cut it, so follow my guide and you'll be a heaving beached while in no time!