The Little Red Fox That Vored Halloween

Oh! I'm so glad you've arrived Hunter! There's been something nasty lurking in the woods lately and I've been awful frightened. I heard it on the path, so I ran all the way here, alone, to Granny's house. When I arrived, I couldn't find her anywhere, but I heard some more weird noises that sounded like a struggle. First there were some sounds in the bedroom, and then I heard her scream in the kitchen! I looked all over, but couldn't find her. Could you look around, do a double check for things I missed, and see if you find anything? Please, oh please, dear Hunter? Don't mind me, I'll just be sitting right here where I know it's safe while you look around the rest of the house for her. I'm so worried that she's missing! *practices making over dramatic shocked faces* Oh! What's what you said? You found my dear, sweet Granny's body in the freezer? Some of the parts were missing....Oh dear me, my my my..oh dear, dear...*BELCH*....What was that? Her frail, old, wrinkled body was so tiny, and just not nearly filling enough with mostly just saggy skin and bones, so chewy and tough, hardly a meal at all. Will you console me on the loss of her? No, well.....*BUUUUUURPS* Then I'll just have to devour something much, much, much more filling to fully eat away my feelings over sexual rejection. Mmmm, yummy! Oh, here comes another one, *DEEP BELCHING*, ahhhh yes, I do love a tasty treat in bed this time of year. Something about the spooky, dark woods, just makes me want to...