The Space Future Is Female: Part 1 (4 part custom audio)

Custom audio: "SPACE BATTLE (Part 1) Waiting, waiting, waiting… I feel like I’ve been waiting here forever. It’s been months since I enlisted so that I could off men in the great War of the Sexes engulfing the world, and I haven’t seen any action yet. Women and men tried to get along peacefully for thousands of years, then one day women woke up and realized it wasn’t going to get any better until we did something about it. Something really drastic, like knocking them all. Now here I am, with a squad of female space marines, floating in orbit above the Earth, trying to defend one of our space stations against an imminent attack by the Male Fighters. Where the hell are those assholes, anyway? They should be here by now. Probably got lost and won’t ask for directions, those idiots… I’m going to have to machine-shooty some more guys! Talia’s shooters are closing in on the radar dish; I’m outnumbered, four to one. I take a deep breath, then I launch myself up. I spin around and look. The battle rages on, but now there is sizeable cloud of cold space men – cold cock – floating everywhere. I start to think of rude names for it: The Gonad Galaxy; the Nutsack Nebula; The Cluster of Cock Comets! I don’t have time to think about Talia and Vanessa right now, there’s more fighting before this is over… But I think they’d be proud of what the girls are doing to the boys right here and now…"