April 15, 2020
Balloon filming always entails humorous bloopers when I'm on the scene. The goal was to inflate these balloons and tie them shut, but I only managed to succeed at inflating the balloons. Try as I might, I couldn't get any of them tied! I tried, oh I tried hard, but all that came of my efforts was big airy balloon farts in my face. Each balloon was a different type of fail. The mini balloon just blasted off in an airy sputter, but the big balloon produced some hilarious squeals and farts that made me laugh. I pulled at the opening of the neck and laughed as the farts turned into shrill squeaks that sounded hilarious. It ended in a farty sputter that blew my hair back with the gust of the air whooshing out. Finally I attempted to inflate and tie the small pink, mini balloon one last time. This time I gripped it with my lips and inflated it with just my lips, puffing my cheeks out hard in an effort to inflate it while keeping it between my lips. I failed! It blasted out of my mouth and shot across the room, flying away and making fart noises as it flew round in unpredictable circles.