Unlucky Loser

You don't deserve anything, loser. You know you deserve to have absolutely nothing in life because you're the unluckiest jackass to ever exist. I'm here to tell you exactly all the ways you fail to measure up, and why you deserve every single moment of your terrible luck. Alone, worthless, pathetic, and honestly revolting, you deserve absolutely nothing but misery and humiliation. Why would anybody ever want to have sex with you? Your penis is gross, so no, you aren't going to be touching it. You're not going to be masturbating at all, not even ruining it. You get to sit there on your hands, staring, unable to do anything but cry while I shame you just for existing. In fact, you have such terrible luck, that you're about to be totally ripped off. I'm going to use your lust against you, only to tie you up, pants down, all alone, and then leave you humiliated while I go out and celebrate with my husband. Your luck is so horrendous, that midway through me humiliating you, I actually decide to LEAVE. You get to stare at my middle finger for a minute, but that's it, and even that doesn't last. You don't deserve my time, attention, or to even see me, so you don't get to. How bad will I rip you off? Well, fucking hard, because you deserve total and utter humiliation.