The Explosive Expansion: Belly Inflation Gone Terribly Wrong

Confession: I was so much happier with my body when I was overweight. Actually, I was the happiest with my body when I was fat, and I made more money when I was very chubby and had large, full breasts. My doctor wants me to gain weight, but hasn't given me any advice. I've decided to take matters into my own hands. My research has come back with a few solutions, some of which are totally absurd like "just believe you will gain weight and you will!" and some that may be risky, but viable. I've come up with two solutions, an air pump and lots of calorie filled snacks, or these unknown supplements. However, I'm not seeing much of a noticeable difference so far. I check my abdomen to be sure, but my stomach still looks way too tiny! I can still see my ribs, and my belly is so shrunken.... Maybe it takes awhile to work? Hmm, that's odd. I'm starting to feel bloated. My tummy! It is inflating! Literally inflating!!! I can feel and SEE my belly growing by the second. It feels like I'm bloating up like a balloon, and very quickly. Wow! It's uncomfortable, and my skin stretches so tight that my baggy dress quickly becomes TIGHT. Even my innie belly button pops out and becomes distorted! I'm uncomfortable, but I could quickly adjust in time to the heavy, bloated feeling and then.....BAM. My belly explodes and I'm....... Don't forget to watch the BLOOPERS after the credits! ;)