Burping The Alphabet Causes Hiccups
February 12, 2020
I have this funny talent, that I can only use in specific situations. It's a unique gift that I taught myself from an early age, but I know you have some fetishy kinks and perversions that may make you inclined to this....I can make myself burp. Anywhere. Anytime. Any place. I can make myself burp right now. Do you want me to belch the alphabet in your face? I can easily blast out deep belly belches, even with different octaves! Here I can *BURRRR-HICC-*. Wait, was that a HICCUP? Oh wow! Did I just give myself the hiccups? Hah! Can I burp and hiccup on command now? Oh wow, that hiccup burp was so deep it made me yawn. Now I'm having trouble controlling these hiccups. They've grown too deep for me to control, and the spasms pulsating through my body are making my yawn even more. Haha, I meant to belch and encourage you to jerk off, but now I can't stop my hiccups! Gosh, if you get turned on by my hiccups and yawns, I could try to burp the rest of the alphabet?
