Timed Jerk Off Challenge For Losers

We're going to make this fast, loser. Your jerkoff session is going to be timed tonight! You have a tight limit ticking away on My phone, and you won't get Me for long. You've barely even got My attention now! You could probably jerk it to anything of Me that I show you, so this is far more than you deserve and definitely enough for you to cum, whether you like it or not. If you're serious about your orgasm tonight and don't want to risk it being ruined, then you better start pumping it as soon as I start the clock and say thank you for what you get. I'm not dressed to impress you tonight because I don't give a fuck what you think. I'm dressed for fuckability and cozy snuggles, but not with you. I've got lots of plans tonight: reading, fucking, eating tacos, sex, WoW, fucking, and a date night with my husband after I fuck him between video games and books. You've got worlds to compete with for My attention, and what you get will be very fleeting, so if you're not wasting My time tonight then you better be jerking it like this is your last chance to cum because you are not welcome, or invited, to the fun tonight. Honestly, I could not be bothered to care about you cumming ever, but definitely not right now. It wouldn't phase Me if you never came again! I'd definitely like you better with blue balls, in chastity, feminized, or no balls at all. So if you're serious about your orgasm, you'll be jerking off even when I'm laughing, yawning, and humiliating you