Flustered Up A Storm: EMNF Strip In The Park

I like to do my walking when I'm finished with the gym. Will you be joining me for a jog today, or are you walking past? The storms aren't supposed to start until later, definitely past dark, and the sun is still out, so we should have plenty of time for a nice walk after we jog through the park since you waited for me. I'm not sweaty yet! Let me just grab my water and and fix my shoes, and we can get exercising. Hey, wait a second, do you see that over there? It looks a bit funny, and suddenly my water bottle is gone when a zap of lightning lands near me. Odd, but better it than me. We can still go for our walk, but we'll just have to share water and keep an eye on the sky for weather and errant bolts of static. Hey, hold on, do you see that? Something looks off about those clouds. The sky seems a bit weird suddenly. Is that cloud following faster now? Oh no, oh no! It's going to zap me! My shoes! Now my socks, and even my shorts! They're gone! There's something very NOT normal about this! That swirling, thunderous black one seems to be trailing me now. What should I do? They say to go inside to avoid lightning, but it's following me! Oh my!!!! Now the strange storm has taken off my clothes in a poof of electricity. I'm naked!