The Gassy Housewife

It started out like any other romance, a typical marriage, and your young wife was busy trying to get pregnant anyways so her slow paced lifestyle seemed only natural. Really though, you enjoyed watching her lazy habits, especially when she sat on the couch all day and saved her energy for you. All you ever wanted was a happy wife that kept her feet up at home and fucked you whenever you wanted, but oh man, she really loved that couch a little too much. Your wife loved that couch so much her butt became imprinted on it from sitting over the years. You've watched her transform before your eyes, a belching beauty, that gradually became filthier as she grew heavily rotund with multiple pregnancies and mothering. She felt more comfortable burping and scratching on the couch in borrowed pajamas at first, but then began wearing her own large cotton dress every day because she was too lazy to change out of it. She said it was more comfortable for the pregnancy curves and the stretchings out of motherhood, but as you watched her sit around on the couch, it became obvious it was just because it was easier to scratch her ass when wearing less clothing overall. Her maternity was spent the same as the newlywed and early days, sitting around on the couch with her feet up, eating any snacks in sight, with food wrappers and dust piling up all around her as housework was largely ignored. Your wife just sat there in the middle of it all, belching deeply, scratching her genitals, and eatin