Farts, Gas Chat, and Taco Smell

Custom video: " Navy sports bra and black yoga pants would work perfect. Straight on camera angle and 15 minute length. Comment on the farts and their stenches. For one of the farts, can you say, "Holy fuck that was a total stink bomb!"? Sit on, fart on, and crush the box with back/butt facing the direction of the camera. " I only had a "T aco rhymes with sell" box leftover after indulging on a binge that left my tummy gurgling. In my house, we don't call it that. We only call it TACO SMELL. After a full day of fresh broccoli, green juice, cauliflower, carrots, white beans with garlic sauce, and wayyyyyyy too many chocolates (hello lactose intolerance!), my hairy asshole left the room smelling like an ass buffet! That Taco box was recycled for my farts, until all the dairy got things stopped up and I had to employ some fart yoga to get the bubbles moving. After some much needed shifting, my tummy was starting to feel a lot better. Unfortunately my ass would be crushing more than that box tonight! Hahaha.... Who wants to sniff my hairy, winking asshole clean? You'll get to sniff it up close without my yoga pants during a few of my fart yoga poses! Get your nose ready. I haven't been waxed in weeks!