Ignoring You On Vacation

There's no way I would let a loser like you actually spend time with me on vacation. Sure you came with me, but that's only because your wallet is funding this trip. You're paying for every bit of my fun. You're going to be spending this entire getaway in the corner, being ignored, like a useless piece of furniture. This vacation is about me, and my fun. You're here to pamper me and spoil me with your wallet, not to speak to me or beg for attention. I need to be shown proper pampering so that I can fully relax and enjoy spending your money. Listening to you talk and grovel is NOT relaxing. So you will sit still beneath my feet, staring at my beauty and divine perfection in complete silence while you admire me spending your hard earned money on a vacation that I deserve.