Burp Ripoff
May 10, 2019
Better hurry, this one is short because I don't give a fuck. You get hard for belches, but I could care less what happens to your dick. You'll be lucky if I stick around for 2 minutes. Your cock is already twitching in excitement to hear me belch. You really are a disgusting perv, lol. Whatever, fine, but like I said, you're going to hurry. Better yet, start jerking off NOW because every second counts and I already made it clear that I find your repulsive kinks to be 1, hilarious, 2, gross, and 3, nowhere near my list of give a fucks. Your weiner gets to twitch for me on a tight schedule and your clock is ticking hard and fast. Time's almost up! 3 belches, a fizzy-ish burp, and what you wish could be so much more. I'm barefoot, in tighty, shiny spandex, and a knit sweater that is beige and totally braless. You would love to jerk it to more of my burps, but I'm just here to tease you for a minute. You can't have this, loser perv.
