Hungry For Husband

It's date night! I'm so excited for us to go out and I've got my sexiest outfit on for a special night of fun. Things will be romantic and sexy, but only if you put away your stupid phone. We can't have very much fun with your nose buried in it... Are you texting somebody? Who are you talking to? You're cheating on me! It's a pity you didn't ask me about having a threesome sooner. You promised me dinner and a date, but you're busy focussed on someone else. Oh, I'll have dinner when I gobble you up and then go on your date without you. She looks really cute, and you were delicious. *belch* It will be fun burning you off while having sex with her. *hiccup-belch* I think I'll call her now.