Heads I Win, Tails You Lose
March 12, 2019
This game is ridiculously hard to win, and stupidly easy to lose. The rules are all rigged in favor of anything that makes me laugh and makes you cringe. You should expect to be told to do ANYTHING. Heads tosses will earn you positive "rewards", like jerking off or getting to unbutton my sweater, and tails flips will earn you negative "rewards", like slapping your cock, eating your cum, punching your balls, or tributing until it hurts. Each toss will point you down a different path, but surely you can't be all unlucky, can you? You're only going to get as many coin tosses as 10 minutes allows. At the end of 10 minutes, I'll toss the coin one final time to let fate determine whether you'll be ruined, denied completely, or graciously allowed to orgasm. Of course, any of those outcomes will come with a coin toss to decide how long you'll be allowed to touch yourself. It could only be 10 seconds! Will you lose early or will you get a lucky streak and get me naked?
