February 22, 2019
Hello male earthling! Just love what you've done with the place! Your house is so very Earth-chic, quite humanoid but not a total blah. I've been sent here to study your kind in depth, but so far all of my run ins with other men have been a wash. What I really want to know, no, need to know, is exactly how that phallus works. I'll need a full demonstration of your genitalia. My aliens don't have penises like your kind, so I'm particularly fascinated. Will you show me how that cock works? Can you make it do whatever you want? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, some nifty quirks of my race if you will, that should help arouse that erection nicely. Would you like to see my favorite erotic power? I can multiply myself! With just one snap, what once was one, now is multiple! I don't think your dick could handle the seductive magic of more than three of myself, but that's not all I can do. If you can demonstrate proper phallic stimulation, then I can mark you down on my list as a return study so I can come back to show you more. What will it be earthling, will you jerk your cock for me so we can see how far this interstellar relationship can go? If you answer all of my questions then I may even let you inside of my space suit!