Jerk Off Loop

Get your headphones on and relax. I know you want nothing more than to be my mindless jerk off zombie. Your life would be best spent brainlessly jerking off to me constantly. Let me help you zone out and lose hours watching me. Queue up your favorite videos of me and open them so that you can watch them back to back and finish your marathon by watching this jerk off instructions loop on infinite playback. Your life will be transformed from nothingness, loser isolation to a jerk zombie pumping it non-stop for me. Your life will be changed immediately! No longer will you be a forgettable loser, you'll be My jerk off zombie. Just relax, listen to me, and keep jerking it to me over and over.