You've Got a Little Willy

Look what we have here... a tiny little cock trying to play with the big girls. I'm lounging on my bed, looking like a goddess in my cute white dress and bare feet, and you're over there with that... thing. Don't worry, I won't laugh (too hard). Oh, honey. Let's not kid ourselves. But don't you worry, I've got a soft spot for the underendowed. Just look at you, all eager and hopeful, while I'm here perched perfectly on this plush bed. It's quite adorable how you think you stand a chance.