As a Financial Dominatrix, I demand money. I want it. It is mine after all. I like money. I want money. I want as much money that you earn as possible to be given to me. Above all, I want to CONTROL money. I want to control where it goes, when it goes, how it goes, all of it; I want to decide. And you will send as commanded because that is your purpose in life…. To send as I order you to.

But are you truly sacrificing all that you can for Me? Have you scrounged and scraped and done everything humanly possible to give Me every single cent that I deserve? And I mean down to the last penny. Because that is the life of a true paypig, to scrape by giving every little bit to Me.

Hey, I have an idea. Have you heard of “rounding up”?