Midnight Surrender – Welcome to 2026 owned 🔒🥂

You’ll work harder. You’ll save more. You’ll send more. You’ll live only to hear me say “goede jongen.” This is the moment you surrender completely. Send your biggest “2026 Ownership Tribute” right now — make it hurt so good. The top 3 highest tributes tonight get a private New Year’s Day drain session with me… where I’ll empty whatever you have left. Welcome to 2026, my owned pets. You never stood a chance… and deep down, you’re so grateful for that. Goede jongen. Now prove it.