I never planned to lose my virginity to a beanie wearing, baggy pants guy who could only grow peach fuzz on his face. But here we are... I guess you could call it fate.
It was a rainy day in Oregon. Not unusual in the least. I watched porn for the first time a week prior and was more curious than usual about sex. I haven't masturbated yet or ever had an orgasm. We both shared the same classes in college and we we're just hanging out. He offered me to come to his house when the rain picked up. I agreed.
By the time we get there, I enter into this large home with a good chunk of land. Impressive. When I took a closer look around, I could see table clothes on every table, a couch wrapped in plastic and a hutch full of old, dusty plates. I asked him if he lived with anyone else/
"My grandparents" he stated.
Great... Okay then. He takes me down these wobbly steps into a dark basement. There was a mattress on the floor with tomato sauce and white stuff crusted on the sheets. I sat there anyways to be polite but I clenched my asscheeks the whole time. As if something alive might crawl into my precious bung hole. Suddenly, a smell hit me!
"What IS that???" I ask. disgusted.
"Oh that?" He says. "That's the weed in the microwave. I'm going to dry it faster and sell it. I steal weed from the neighbors."
"I-uh... okay then" I didn't know how to answer that. I flop into his bed and he flops down next to me. Just like any horny people would, we started making out. I got wet and imagined the porn I watched beforehand. "Do you have a condom?" I ask.
He puts his arm under the bed and pulls out the BIGGEST box of condoms I ever seen. Like, costco sized box. To my lack of surprise, it as never opened. He opens it up, takes one and crawls on top of me. I am nervous now.
"Can you like..." I stutter. "Can you only be inside for 3 seconds? I never done it before and I don't know it I'll like it or not."
He says, "Okay.. yeah sure! You can count if you want to." He unwraps the condom and slips it on. He is already erect and it is throbbing. I inhale deeply and nod for him to start. He slides it inside and a wave of pleasure hits me.
"One...Two..." I stop feeling anything. He pulled out and the condom was filled with an off white fluid. He slides it off and LITERALLY THROWS IT AGAINST THE BASEMENT WALL! It made splat sound and stuck there like a noodle. I silently put my clothes back.
"It's been awhile" he says in a defeated tone.
"That's ok. I got nothing to compare it to." I grab my things and leave. The condom still stuck on the wall. I hear the sound of beeping as the weed gets done "cooking" in the microwave.
Once I made it home, I tried masturbating and had my first orgasm ever. It was incredible and I spent the next 6 months 100% certain I'd never another person for sexual pleasure again.
The End.