TIP this post $5 if balls deep inside of me is where you want to be 😇

I’ve recently come to the conclusion that my thirst trapscould be 14% more dangerous with the right lighting, lashes, and lacy nonsense.

This is your official invite to be part of the production team.Your job?Fund the essentials: sheer lingerie, a gloss that makes my lips look kissable on camera, and a tripod that doesn’t betray me mid-twerk.

I will absolutely test it all out for you. Extensively. With photo proof.

Tip if you support slutty innovation and slutty infrastructure.This is basically charity work.

I was supposed to do productive things today. Instead, I reorganized my nail polish, ate cold leftovers in bed, and overanalyzed a meme someone sent me.So basically… thriving. Be honest, what’s your favorite form of productive procrastination? Make me feel less chaotic.