This one time when I was a kid, I was in a bath tub and playing with my 🐶 and I was 😘 him a lot, I suddenly remembered something my school friend told me "If you kiss a puppy that means you had sex...ewwww"...😱I panicked, I immediately got out of the bathtub, ran to my mom, yelling! Mommy! Mommy! I had sex with the puppy 🤭 ...the look on her face 😳
Anyway, that's just a taste of my personality, my friends always tell me I'm the funnest in the room...and I agree 😏💅
You should come say hi to me if...
1. You like good vibes
2. You don't take yourselves too seriously
3. You promise not to fall deeply and madly in love with me so much so you empty your life savings just to go on an adventure with me